chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

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ophi1ia:

I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

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pincuo:

i always want boys to like me but the second i find out a boy likes me i feel uncomfortable and i distance myself from him

(via essence-of-paramore)

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via piercethephilosophicalpowerhour)

Then I’ll believe in what you say, there’s nothing left for you to do, the only proof that I need is you…

(Source: sittinginsilence, via paintparamore)

mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

(via hauntedby-myshadows)

premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

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healydanes:

aww what a cutie

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cumberbuddy:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

What a dear human being he is. 

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foxyjensen:

3.02 The Kids Are Alright

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