Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!
I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie
i always want boys to like me but the second i find out a boy likes me i feel uncomfortable and i distance myself from him
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs
still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on
i guess everyone’s on holiday